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Shushu School Backing Rampage will be held!
Now, we will answer the numerous questions that we fail at and get points if we can give you a good answer or a funny answer.
The person with the best score will be the champion of the show.
Let's call out the first challenger.
A good woman who can do anything, Becky!
Thank you.
There's a song like that.
Next up is this person! Another challenger, please come out!
Charismatic goddess who represents the entertainment world!
Your name is...
Hello!
What are you doing?
I'm a famous person, hello!
Please come out!
Is it okay?
I'm a famous person!
I think you should change your first letter or something.
No need for that.
A famous person...
Don't look at me.
Well, you're right.
I don't look at girls.
I'm Akiko. Hello.
What are you doing here?
I'm a variety talent.
Oh, yes.
What kind of match was that?
Sorry, I was waiting for my cigarette.
You were waiting for your cigarette?
You shouldn't do that.
I'm sorry.
You're so small and ugly.
Please.
Let's hear your enthusiasm.
Bukki, how do you feel about your enthusiasm for Bokkimon?
There are some parts that get stuck in the title, but I want to be a champion, so I'll do my best.
I understand.
What do you mean by that title getting stuck in the title?
Well... I don't really ask for it. It depends on how you look at it.
I think you're misunderstanding. We're making it as a compound word.
Oh, well, you're right.
We're doing it in the sense of returning.
Oh, it was as it was.
It was as it was.
When I was asked what kind of female guest I should invite, I said I definitely wanted Becky.
I said I wanted Becky to invite me. Because I want to hug Becky.
That's why I invited you. Thank you.
It's rare. There aren't many in the entertainment world.
You're popular, aren't you?
No, no, no. It's only this person.
You're popular, aren't you?
There aren't many.
There are no current entertainers who want to hug Becky.
Really?
It's only me.
Only you?
Yes, yes.
Then what if I make you hug me?
No. We have our own families and we even eat with our families.
Oh, I see.
Let's go there secretly when we meet in family.
No.
I think that's the worst.
Sideways?
No, no.
Definitely not.
So, Akiko Wata, hello.
Thank you!
I'm happy to have such a VIP guest.
Yes.
Can I ask you one question?
What is it?!
Can you keep going with that voice?
No problem!
Hihoheho!
Oh, you're Yoshimura.
Yoshimura!
Okay, let's do it.
Thank you!
If you want to quit, raise your hand.
Got it!
I'll decide whether you want to quit or not.
Yes!
Yes, please.
I want to quit!
Well, you can't. You can't.
You're fast!
Let's go a little more.
A little more, right?
Let's go a little more.
I understand!
Yes, I understand.
Well, let's get started.
It's kind of like a big cut, but it's not a big cut.
I'll give you more and more points for answers that are really good girls-like.
Good girls-style answers, right?
Of course I'm a good woman!
Yes, I did.
Look at old movies, you know?
It's so popular!
I haven't seen it very well yet.
What kind of song are you singing?
My love, I'll give it up for you.
Shall we sit down?
Even if it's a log.
Shall we put it back?
Now, let's go with the first question.
Please.
The question is...
What kind of fashion is popular this summer?
It's almost 1 minute.
Let's move on to another question.
I wrote it!
Did you write it?
Yes.
Let's move on, Becky.
What is the fashion of this summer?
It's a trendy material.
Under the sheer material, I wore a spandex jacket and a sexy outfit.
Spandex jacket!
Failure.
It was close.
But isn't sheer fabric pretty trendy?
Ah, sheer... I don't know much about sheer.
Ah, is that so?
No, it's just a trend.
Ta-dah!
Miss Wadakko, let's see.
What kind of fashion is popular this summer?
I'll go for anything!
Yes, yes, this orion seat!
It's not trendy.
Which one?
What?!
What happened?
Is it an orion seat?
That's good, good.
By the way, what happened to the black dot?
Black dot?
What about the black dot?
Here, too, he hides his nipples, his navel, and that part.
What is he hiding?
Yes, yes, yes.
What is he hiding it with?
It's black garlic.
What?
Black garlic.
Wait a minute. You can't rate it.
Huh?
Failure, failure.
Huh? Black garlic is no good?
It's no good?
No, unfortunately.
Oh, Pipp and Elegy.
What?
You get a point.
I don't know about the dot.
Becky, if you were Becky, what would you say?
Black dot part!
Sesame!
I failed.
It's small, sesame!
No, it's too small, it sticks out.
Isn't it sexy if it sticks out?
It's too sexy, but it's a little too small. It's unrealistic. I wanted you to say it more realistically.
Is this a good woman? Is it better with good material?
It's normal.
You said it was normal, but...
I see! You recognize it!
Yes.
Oh, I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
You know, my brain was bad. I'm sorry.
This much is fine.
No, I thought you wanted me to do that much.
So, you know, you're your own good woman.
It's okay. It's not okay at all.
Yes, I'm sorry.
Then, let's go to the second question.
Which school does a good woman go to?
Well, there are a lot of girls who go to school.
Well, it can be a school name.
Like who is the teacher?
There are many ways of thinking.
Like, is the water in the pool pepero?
There are many answers.
Like, if you come out of the washlet's board,
will you jump and get stuck?
Like that.
There are many things.
Now, let's go to Wada Hiko-san's school.
A school where good girls gather.
What school?
VIVE VIVE's Big VIVE, Big VIVE-B High School.
It's the worst school, right?
No, no, it's better to say it in English.
Is it okay? Isn't it too long?
Isn't it too long?
It's a big vibe of a big vibe.
Big vibe, Takashi.
It's written as Takashi in high school.
It's different between high school and ko.
It's Takashi.
It's Takashi, so...
Big vibe high school.
Is it okay in English?
Can you speak English?
Can you do it?
Yes, I can do it. Just a little.
Can I have a little A part with a little vibe?
I always have a vibe in my bag and that was from my mom.
I'm always the best.
That's mean!
Wait a minute! I just said it with all my heart!
I never say that!
I'm always doing my best, but I'm not saying it!
At least...
I wish I had climbed up there...
I tried my best, but...
I'm famous and famous.
I always...
I always have it in my bag.
It's from my mom.
From my mom.
The worst.
Let's move on to the next question.
Where does a good woman go for her first date before dating?
I've answered the opposite version of the question.
If you're a bad woman, you'd go there.
Let's move on to Becky.
Where do you go for your first date before you go out with a good woman?
On the contrary, I go to Ueno's Tachi Nomi.
What does it mean?
It's not a fancy restaurant. I'm okay with a reasonable place like this.
You go like that even before you go out with a good woman?
Yes, I like being close.
By the way, have you been to Ueno's Tachi Nomi?
No, I haven't been there.
Then you're not a good woman.
[PH] You're a bad woman.
You're not a good woman. You're a good woman.
First of all, I'm not a representative.
I just came here for a chat, so I don't think I'm a good woman.
Isn't it good? It's mysterious.
Can I say this in English?
I am Ueno's tachimbo.
I am always standing in Ueno.
Oh, I see.
Can you say I'm a woman who can buy things for 30,000 yen?
You said you can buy things for me.
You failed.
You said you are terrible.
You are terrible.
I need you to check my videos seriously.
Before streaming.
How much?
30,000 yen
30,000 yen?
Sorry, no.
Hey! Hey! Get out of here!
Now, let's get started.
Before we get started, where is the first place you go on a date?
Rancor Party! Paripi Rancor!
Tokyo!
Rancor Party!
Yeah!
Not good!
Good job!
Good answer!
This is the worst woman, I'm sorry, but this is...
Paripi Ranko!
No...
This is no good for Kian, right?
No, it's good answer.
Good?
It's a good answer.
Good... I wonder...
Good.
It's like you borrowed my board and answered it yourself.
It's like you wrote it down.
Let's see it.
Okay, Becky-san.
If you could tell us about Becky-san's usual action, please!
Ranko party! Paripi Ranko!
Oh!
[PH] Pow!
It's finally off, but I don't like it!
Don't make me say it! Don't cut it off!
Never!
Question
What does a good woman always say in her mouth?
Oh, Becky's hands are moving forward.
So, Becky, please!
Organic mint tablet.
Correct!
OK!
Wait! What's going on?
What's up?
There was something next to the button, wasn't there?
Huh?
I'm sorry about that, but I had that white man edited and erased and made me write it in gold.
That's the worst! It doesn't go in my mouth!
I picked up the voice I'd just spoken out and said,
''Gold!''
That's the worst!
The worst!
That's illegal!
It's a heinous illegal!
Please stop! This is it! Organic!
Let's get into the talk show!
A good woman says it in her mouth and...
What is it?!
Organic penitab.
You failed.
You failed with a standard.
I failed. I failed.
I'm Shio-san.
It's penitab.
It's a word you're not used to hearing.
What is penitab?
A tablet.
A tablet-sized penis.
A small penis.
You take it out like this.
It's hot.
Which one is it?
The one you take it out like this.
Like Risa Darm.
Do you like to open a triangle like this or like a crisp and pull it out like this?
This is my type.
Oh, like a slide?
Slide?
Asadame.
Oh, I see.
Then you have quite a big tube.
It's not a place to spread it out.
Vicky, how is it so far?
No, no, not at all. I don't feel like fighting anymore.
You haven't shown your good side.
That's right.
But I think you're writing pretty good stuff. I think the girls are sympathizing with you.
Becky, you have a chance now. How many points do you have now?
He's writing it down.
3, 2, 1. 3 to 2.
So Becky is losing 1 point now.
But it's a surprisingly good game.
But it's still pretty big.
And that 1 point is?
1 point is 100,000 yen.
Do you get paid this time as well?
If you fight and lose, you get paid.
You have to pay 100,000 yen for the prize money.
Oh, my God!
It's not good.
It's bad.
You have a chance to win 100,000 yen.
I'll do it.
OK, let's go.
Please come forward.
Good.
It's not this.
Huh? Huh?
Becky, a sexy dancing team for only girls.
Start!
Oh, let's go.
Failure.
Dance for me.
It's hard.
I'm sorry.
It's my line. It's hard.
I can't dance like that.
Shake your butt.
Shake it.
We made you do it.
Really.
This is going to be released all over the world?
This video?
Bang!
One step.
Next, let's have you say a word in a photo.
Ah, yes.
Yes, yes, it happens a lot.
Please answer in order.
The photo will go round and round.
I don't have to draw it, right?
Let's go.
Roulette, start!
Bekki-san, please stop.
Stop.
Go ahead, over here.
Bekki-san, say a word in a photo.
Go ahead.
No, master, don't. But it might feel good.
Failure.
Yes!
Please erase it.
Please erase it and go back.
Ah, I'm sorry, Becky.
Well, Master, let's begin.
Move!
Master, start the roulette!
Please stop.
Please.
Now, let's see.
Ah, it smells good...
Failure!
It's really simple!
I'm sorry.
It's difficult!
You two failed.
Besides, isn't it weird that we have the same picture?
What's the correct answer?
Yes, yes, please tell us the correct answer.
Can I say it?
Yes.
What should I do?
I'll run and try to dance.
If I hold down like this with my cowardly arms, I can't escape.
Look at me!
If I dance with my long and short legs, my head will be blown away like a guinea pig.
This is art!
That's the correct answer.
It's long and it's a woman's song, so it has to be a woman's voice.
I see.
Isn't it a word?
It's so messy.
I'm sorry, but I'm sorry about this show.
I think the greatest person in school is the person at the station.
Next, I'm sorry about this, but I'm sorry about being great at acting.
It's an emcee.
It's a joke.
I don't know how many years this show has been doing this show, but...
I'm sorry to say this, but...
It's been a long time.
No, but...
What? What are you talking about?
But it's been too long, isn't it?
Yes, yes, yes.
Well...
You've been doing it since you were little.
Yes, I do.
I've been in this industry for 30 years now,
But you watched it when you didn't have a job.
You thought it was amazing.
You were so ambitious that you wanted to be an adult.
But...
I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm anxious.
I'm afraid I'll say this to you.
Don't do this to me!
You're definitely out!
Are you okay?
Are you sure?
Don't let a woman...
let a man...
There are still people like this.
Well, let's calm down.
No, it's my line.
Calm down.
Let's reset it once.
Let's do it again.
It's a variety show.
How about we dance with everyone?
Dance?
Let's dance.
Let's go! Everyone together! Let's go!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
You're a fool.
Back off, back off.
What?
I've never seen such a stubborn demon slide like this before.
You're...
No one's funny.
To be clear, no one's funny.
I said we should have fun.
You do it!
Do something funnier.
What's this?
It's not funny at all.
Then show me.
Do it!
Let's go!
No, it's funny! It's funny!
Let's go!
This is real!
Hey!
Are you serious?
Stop it!
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
Yes.
It's okay.
That's all...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It's great, it's great.
You did a great job.
I'm embarrassed.
I'm already embarrassed.
With all your strength.
Now, then...
Another photo question.
Would you like to do it or not?
Think of it as a chance.
What should we do?
Would you like to do it together?
Oh, oh, oh!
If you say so.
No, no, no. Let's do it together.
Ah! Let's do one by one.
What's up and what's up.
Ah, good.
Let's do it like that. With the next photo.
Let's do it. Next photo, please!
Brave...
Old man.
This is bad. This is bad.
This is bad.
This is really bad.
This is the only way!
I love rogues.
The worst.
I'm protecting Earth depending on how you take it.
Today's biggest problem is punishment.
Which is it? Is it destroying or protecting?
You're crazy.
Rogues are really...
I love rogues. Rogues are no good.
I'm just kidding.
But it was fun, so let's play some Pokemon.
Pokemon.
Yay!
It's Pokemon. Thank you.
The current situation is up to here, but in terms of points...
Not bad, right?
Yeah, not bad.
Zaco's score is 4 points.
4 points.
Becky's is 3 points.
3 points.
However, we'll give you points for dancing and responding to beautiful girls who are trying hard.
Okay.
Let's give you two points.
Yay!
So, Becky has won two points and one lead.
Yay! I won! I won!
Yes, you have two points.
What's going on?
But... It's okay, Master.
But Master has a very good answer and the exception you mentioned earlier.
He said something interesting in an instant.
Yes, and...
He made the visuals interesting, too.
Thank you for that.
Let's give you two points.
Now, let's see...
It doesn't make sense! It doesn't make sense!
It's a plus for both of you!
Both of you get two points!
It's not funny at all!
What's that?
What is it?
You can say it later.
She made me angry again.
It's long.
It's like a play.
Wait a minute.
I'm sorry.
I'm a senior.
I think Becky is not bad now.
Becky is doing her best.
She is a woman who jumped into this man's society.
I think she is strong as a woman.
I don't really acknowledge women, but I do.
Becky is a great woman.
She's wonderful.
She's amazing.
She's a talented woman.
She's as good as a comedian.
Women are amazing.
Women are amazing themselves.
But...
I'll look for it.
What does it mean?
What?
It means something.
What does this mean?
What's up with you?
You're getting carried away.
Oh no.
Sorry, I'm a little carried away.
No, no, no.
I'm sorry, but I think this is my teacher's fault.
I think it's my teacher's fault.
I don't think so.
I think it's the agency's fault for spoiling my teacher.
Where's your agency?
Sony.
Sony?
Sony and you finally get along.
What are you laughing about?
Is your manager here?
He went to a different game.
A different game?
Okamoto!
Do you know where you manager contacted you?
Not this one.
Do you know where?
It's when you were with Dokiman.
Stop it.
You're like a comedian who's been in a bad situation.
Dokiman!
Sorry.
He's so polite.
Now, the next question is easy. Everyone is familiar with it.
A card. A card. A card question.
I'll show you a picture now. Everyone, please put down your favorite words.
Yes, yes.
And then make a card for it.
I'm good at it.
I thought this could be a cooperation question.
Cooperation question.
For example, you see a picture. There is a circle in the upper right corner.
The sun is shining, and you say things like, ah, or e, u, mi, or whatever you want.
Think about it, Becky, and think of words that describe it.
Okay, here is the question.
Go ahead!
Now, about this, this, yes, circle, yes.
Ke.
Ke. Now, let's go with Ke!
Zako, Ke!
It's an Orauta's parent and child.
Oh, I see.
If you gave an Orauta a concept of clothing and bought it for eight years, it would look like this.
I was surprised.
Let's have the audience comment.
Hair. It looks like hair, but it's actually a gothic hairstyle.
Is it a good hairstyle?
It's a good hairstyle.
I mean, cool women like truck drivers and women who do farming are cool, aren't they?
They are cool.
I like girls who can say something like that.
It's cool that you're pointing at a nail.
I'm not pointing at a nail, but a gossun nail, which is a term for a man who can't say anything.
Let's do it in reverse.
In this picture, you choose a word and Becky will think of its accent.
Now, what should we do?
Sh... Ah, please write it in Chinese characters.
It's the fundamental part.
Ah, ha... ha... ha... hi... fu... he... ho... ha...
Now, ha... hi... fu... he... ho... ha... hi... fu... he... ho...
Ah, stop it.
Ha-hi-ho-he-ho!
Yes.
Back in the day,
you and I,
for some reason,
Hi!
didn't have
Hyo!
islands in our world.
Ha-hi-ho!
Ha-hi-ho-he-ho!
Ha! Tsun-tsun-tsu-tsun-tsun!
Now!
Now, Becky, can you do it?
Yes.
Master, what was it? Teeth! Now, please do it with your teeth. Go ahead!
It's embarrassing. The brooch of Kate's chest is like a pink breast.
Bullshit!
Jeez, you know...
Right, master?
No, but you know, it looks like a breast a little, so I thought it might be good.
No, Becky, I'm sorry.
Don't you like this kind of thing, breasts?
No, I'm sorry. Let me say what I know.
Yes.
Don't run away with that kind of stuff.
No, no, no...
Yes.
If you say that, you'll be like that forever.
We're fighting against the last story.
That's right.
No, no.
The project is also about last story.
The corner name is.
Then, Becky, I'll show you an example.
Master, can you do it again?
Put Becky's favorite word in it.
Then, Master, can you say it again?
I'll show you something like this.
Please.
Ta.
It's fine for us to call it last story.
It's fine if it is.
But I think that a cashier like Becky would be proud of her.
Excuse me, but I think a breast milk is still a bit clean.
No, I mean breast milk or breast milk.
I think it's more gross. It's something kids know, too.
Breast milk is fine, but it's gross to have green breasts.
So I'll write it as breast milk or breast milk.
Is that OK?
That's OK.
Let's move on.
What was it again?
Ta.
Then it's Ta, please.
Yes.
What you're eating is grilled fish.
[PH] Failure.
You know, you know, you know what I mean, right?
Yes, of course not.
No?
Yes.
No, it's not a joke.
It's not a joke?
It's normal, grilled fish.
Eating grilled fish is normal, it doesn't make sense.
It's not normal either.
So what you're eating is a grilled fish, because it's stone.
No, it's not usual.
You're writing weird stuff for me, but it's not appropriate for you to say.
You're saying I'm eating clean.
I'm eating clean, so it's not normal.
Clean?
You're eating a burnt poop with a clean taste, because it's stone.
I'm not familiar with this stuff.
You're not familiar.
Oh, sorry about that! You don't eat poop?
Yes, I don't eat it.
Got it.
Thank you.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
I'm glad you said that.
I'm sorry, Becky.
If you're joking and eating it, it's not funny.
I have Becky's image.
I'm protecting you.
Thank you.
I'm doing it for you.
I want to raise your reputation more.
It's been down for two consecutive weeks.
I'm sorry.
I'm just saying it.
You're getting better, aren't you?
No.
You're getting better in various explosive zones.
I gained experience over experience.
That's a serious question. I'm embarrassed. No, it's not yet.
Well, I'm doing a lot of variety shows, but no, not at all.
Which one?
It's okay because it has points in it.
Oh, you want it?
Oh, one more.
Oh, then, with a tar, because it's a real example from now on, let's say there wasn't a firework right now.
There wasn't.
Then, show me.
I'm having fun.
Golden ball, Manriki, stick it in.
[PH] Failure.
What is this?
Manriki.
Manriki, oh, stick it in there.
Stick it in.
Did you imagine it correctly?
The way the kittama is sandwiched in front of you.
Not really.
It's like this, right?
It's not like this.
It's like this and it goes up like this.
The kittama is good, right?
The kittama is bad, but it's good.
Did you imagine it?
No, I didn't imagine it that much.
You don't know what kind of kittama it will be, right?
No problem.
No, I don't know that.
There is no connection.
It's round, and it's like this.
It's crushed here.
Imagine this is two at once.
What do you think will happen?
I don't want to imagine it.
It's unrealistic.
I think it's impossible.
You think it's going to collapse vertically, right?
No, it's going to shift like this.
I don't know.
This part is saved.
I don't need an explanation.
This part is saved.
This part is not saved.
This line is not saved.
This line is saved.
This angle is taken from this line.
Ask for this angle.
How many times?
I don't know.
Sorry, I have a lot of stuff to say.
Yes, seriously.
Let's think about Becky.
I am angry with you with this tone.
Please, master.
You said it with a TAA.
TAA!
You should raise your middle foot.
Tosya!
No, no.
You are not good at singing.
I don't sing.
I don't use my voice.
You'll get in trouble!
You'll get in trouble, Toshi!
This is bad.
It's bad.
We finally calmed down...
We did.
We're such losers.
We finally calmed down.
But this is a good one, Becky.
No, no, no.
But we're doing this on purpose, right?
That's right.
We should make it funny for them.
Oh, I see.
So it'll be serious.
Becky, you do it too.
You're not good at hiding your troubles.
You're looking down and dreaming.
I'm going to understand you only by looking at you.
Don't sigh, say it.
Failure.
That's terrible.
I shouldn't have stopped.
I really hate it.
Seriously.
I really hate it.
I want all of it.
I'm sorry, but I'll use this as a DVD.
Who's going to buy it?
It's free and you can get 500,000 copies.
That's embarrassing.
So, how's the points so far?
It doesn't matter.
You put in everything you just said.
You've earned a lot of money.
I've earned a lot of money, right?
You've earned a lot of money.
I've improved a lot.
You've improved a lot.
Zakoscho 13, Becky 17.
All right!
So, you've earned 400,000 yen!
Wow!
That's a lot of money.
Next is the final question?
Yes.
He won in the end, right?
Yes.
So, with that...
Slurp!
Time's up!
What?!
Weird atmosphere!
We were doing this without knowing what the last question was, so it's over!
It's not exciting!
We say it's the last question!
What?!
I'm sorry!
Yes, I'm sorry!
There's no way back!
Now, then...
But it's okay, I won, so it's okay!
Becky got 4 points out of 17 points.
What should we do?
You can get 400,000 yen from Master Zaco.
You can buy it off.
You can get 400,000 yen back to you after you get 800,000 yen.
So you want me to do something?
No, I'm good with 400,000 yen.
Got it!
Master Zaco, please give me 400,000 yen.
Hey, what's that?
Hey!
Thank you!
You pay for it!
Why?
Huh?
Because you two are related.
Related? That's not fair!
Please.
No, I said please.
Huh? Is this okay?
Then Becky, can I give The Goshion one chance?
Oh, well, well, well.
Can I, The Goshion?
Then... can I dance?
Dance?
If I can dance Bocchi Mon at the best timing...
Oh, okay, okay.
If I can.
Yes, yes.
What song should I sing?
Then you say it, Toshi-chan.
Got it! Toshi-chan.
Does that mean you get points?
Let's play! Zacocheau versus Toshansen!
Ah, do-de-do-de! Ah, do-de-do-de! Ah, do-de-do-de!
You're a pain in the ass.
Let me go!
You're Toshiro Shibataki, aren't you?
Huh? Which Toshian are you?
You're the one who said, Toshiro Shibataki, didn't you?
No, I'm Toshiro Shibataki. You're Adomo, aren't you?
I'm not Adomo! Why do you call me Toshian and become Adomo?
You're wrong! I'm Toshian!
Huh?
I'm Toshian of Tahara!
Oh, you're Toshian of Tahara! Why do you call me Toshian of Shibataki?
I'm not saying your last name.
I made a mistake. Can I give you one point?
It's 30, but I'm sorry.
30 is big enough.
30 points.
Get 3 points.
I win.
Let's start.
What song do you like?
I like Duck Simons.
Music, start!
You're not good at it.
You're angry.
I'll bite your eyes.
I'll look at you and fight.
Please talk to me in words.
Oh, be more and more honest.
Take care of your heart's peace of mind.
Wipe away your tears and be honest.
It's not like I'm being arrogant.
I can't touch you.
Your eyes are about to break.
Tonight, hold me in your arms.
You won!
I want to protect you!
Failure!
What's that?
What's this?
You are stupid.
What? I'm not stupid.
You are lying.
You are not good at playing the guitar.
I was busy practicing the best guitar.
What's wrong with you?
I can't play a light guitar.
I can play an easy guitar.
Is that so?
Yes.
Can you show me?
Who is it?
He's biting his nails with his elbows up.
I've only seen you, so I'm going to beat you up.
Let me speak my words instead of sighs.
Here, here!
Oh, more, more!
Be honest!
Calm down your heart!
And release your tears!
Be honest!
Love is not over yet!
Touch it!
Your eyes are about to break!
Tonight, I want you to hold me naked!
I want to protect you!
Bokyumon!
What a lame song.
You're getting on my nerves again.
I'm not getting on your nerves.
What's up with you?
Why?
Huh?
I want to say,
I want to protect you!
Why do you want to protect me?
It's weird, so I want to say,
I went with this.
You went with this?
Yes, with this.
The timing.
That's enough!
Don't start with the A melody!
You should start with the A melody!
You know all the lyrics!
I'm sorry, Becky. We've been waiting for you for a long time.
But I'll say you did your best.
You were amazing.
Well, yes.
Can I give you some points?
I gave you 10 points, so I'll give you 300,000 points.
300,000, right? Can you give me some points?
I'd like you two to write at least with a good feeling.
That's right!
But I won, so I get 300,000 yen...
Well, let's say you win this round, and I'll give you the money later.
Is that okay with you?
Is it okay with you?
Is 100,000 yen okay with you?
No, it's fine...
Is 100,000 yen okay with you?
Ten? Isn't it too little?
But I have 300,000 yen in my pocket, and I just won and I get 100,000 yen, is that okay with you?
Well, it's a lot of money, right?
Then...
I'll take one for the show.
Draw!
It's a draw.
But it was the last question.
It's a draw for the last question.
Thank you for your hard work, Yutori Generation! It's a draw!
Hold hands and goalie! Everyone is tied!
So, Mr. Zakoshi, can I say something?
Yes.
Something really scary is happening.
Scary? What?
I told Becky to end it and come back, and she said okay.
But she asked me to give her 100,000 yen at the end of the recording.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I was scared and said okay.
No, no, no.
I was saying, since you gave me 100,000 yen, can we just say we're taking it?
It's not like we're taking it, it's like we're raising the points a little bit.
You're terrible.
You're a dirty person who doesn't care about money.
No, no, no.
This is really not good. This is really not good.
No, because you said you'd get money first, so I'm happy about that.
This is a heavy increase in purification damage.
Purification?
Yes, my heart is dirty.
But you were winning. You're dirty, too.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
[PH] Yes.
Oh, I knew it.
What is it?
It's like a chakra is opening up.
Yes.
But the black part of that chakra is the sheep's eye.
The sheep's eye?
Yes. It's like Satan's eye.
It's very scary.
You have to purify it.
How do I purify it?
I know.
Okay, put it in front of you.
Okay.
Tokyo is up!
Near Edogawa Ward...
I received this holy coffin...
From Kanda Shrine...
Inside of it...
My...
Small bones were buried...
Be a spider!
And with that, your misogi is ready!
You should stop worrying about it.
Stop it.
You should stop worrying about it.
Keep dancing with an elbowed posture.
Let's do it.
Yes.
Good job.
The worst.
Nobody is laughing.
The worst.
We have reached 300,000 subscribers!
Ah, I'm so happy!
You're so happy!
We have a special guest!
This person!
Akira! Akira! Akira!
Akira!
You're a little too fast for me.
No, no, it's because...
There's still a pair of his hands in the corner of the ash.
It's time for the Shishita Casino.
Don't worry, we've prepared a very, very clean casino this time.
It's a clean casino.
Can you prepare something like that?
Of course I can.
It's hot!
Thank you for coming.
Thank you for having me.
How was it? It's not often that we have a guest besides comedians.
Right.
There was nothing to do.
It was surprisingly good.
It was easier than the next one.
It was hard for me.
I want you to come back for the next one.
I really want you to come back.
How about Becky's plan?
That's good.
It's tough for us to ask you to do this and that.
We appreciate it.
So we proposed what you wanted to do.
That's good!
Yes, yes, yes.
Is it okay for me to go eat delicious pancakes?
What's so funny about it?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm already peaceful.
If you say delicious bread, you'll say panty.
Can I eat a delicious panty?
You have to eat a panty.
I can't come up with that plan.
But if you wear a panty, you're done, right?
No, no. I'll think of something you can enjoy.
Yes, yes.
Please do it with my plan.
Oh, please do.
Like a girly plan.
A girl.
Yes, like a happy plan that makes you excited.
Then let's make us cute girls.
Oh, that's a good idea.
Like colorful and fancy girls.
Yes, yes. Let's open a bar on Sunday.
In Shinjuku.
That's different.
It's pretty deep.
What do you mean deep?
Both are fine.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I can plan it, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
By the way, do you have anything like this now?
No, we just go to old clothes shops in Horijuku and try cute fashion and fittings.
What do you mean, I collect old clothes and sell them at Jibeta?
Isn't that homeless?
No, I didn't say that.
What do you mean?
I didn't say that.
You could do a fashion show with only three people.
No, all of Egwi's clothes are...
You're too smart.
Homeless and...
I haven't been there.
You haven't been there?
I haven't been there.
It's hard to find.
No diction?
No diction.
You're doing no diction.
Hey.
Can we take off the microphone?
No, no, no.
There's a kid's face.
Beki, you know?
I'm wearing this, but I'm hiding my back.
Huh?
You can't take it off for the rest of your life?
I can't.
Really?
[PH] I'm gonna go crazy.